Where’s Al Gore lately?

Something is missing or maybe someone is missing. Has Al Gore flown the coop with his trash science over Global Warming? Many experts can be heard asking; Where’s Al Gore lately and why hasn’t he come up with a new cash caw now that Global Warming has been disproved? Ever since he blamed America at his Bali Indonesia conference in late 2007, Al Gore has been missing in action. Where is Al Gore now that America is enduring one cold wave after another? Could it be that he has already soaked all of the dollars possible out of the hoax he’s been trying to sell the world and is now taking a lower profile? Where is Al Gore lately and why isn’t he saving the planet?

Where is Al Gore lately?

With this being an election year and Al Gore being the former Vice President under the Clintons for the eight years they ravaged the White House, one would think he would be out in full force supporting his former boss yet Al Gore has been nowhere to be found! It seems that Hillary is possibly the only one not concerned with where Al Gore has gone, that is as long as he stays gone. It seems the Clinton Gore relationship is also down the toilet as are the relationships between the Clintons and everyone from their past who was not liberally paid off. Their common bond, a vision of One World Government starting with intense doses of socialism, should be a thing that draws them together, especially during this election cycle when they both need each other yet; no one knows where Al Gore has been lately.

Where is Al Gore?

It seems Al Gore has found the ultimate cash cow and the pursuit of it has overshadowed his entire political calling. Why bother with taking National public office when the whole planet is at your disposal? Al Gore is no longer interested in American Politics or American’s in general. He’s found a way to generate an entire global religion and he’s raking in deals that have him set for life. Even the 400 scientists that have recently come forward, at great risk to their positions and careers, and labeled his Global Warming hoax as Junk Science have not derailed the Al Gore success story. Power is the treasure the Clinton ’s seek and it is the thing that Al Gore has obtained. Now that he has become the King-maker and judge of all mankind; where is Al Gore lately? How will we survive another minute of Earth deteriorating time without him?

Global Warming has two political camps; those who believe in Global Warming and moronic, backward, right wing dolts who wouldn’t have sense enough to come in out of the rain. If the weather is exceptionally hot, it’s a product of Global Warming, if the weather is exceptionally cold; it’s a by-product of Global Warming. Heads, Al wins, tails you loose. He’s stumbled and bumbled his way into becoming bigger than a Rock idol or the greatest Political figure in history and he’s done it all on a hoax. Now that he’s missing and people are focused on the upcoming elections rather than the dyer and sour predictions that Al has served up for us, everyone is wondering, with mouth agape, where is Al Gore lately?

We’ll all be relieved to know that Al Gore has been located. He’s been taking a break and hanging out with his pal Bono and flying around in Bono’s Gulfstream. Al Gore has been quoted this month saying; “There are now forecasts that the North Pole ice caps may disappear entirely during the summer months or within five years”. Nothing slows Al down. He couldn’t be intimidated with a brick. Recently, a volcano has been found beneath the Polar Ice Shelf and scientists are studying the possibility of how the heat generated by the volcano may be influencing the size of the ice Cap. Odds makers are giving the volcano 20 to 1 odds over Global Warming in spite of strongly worded warnings from Mr. Gore.

The American News media has had to fill a nightly ten minute segment in the news with actual news. Anchors are almost distraught as they seek to vilify a variety of right wingers through actual news rather than being able to draw on the words of Al Gore for their venomous content. The frustration level around the newsroom is getting higher according to a news-person who prefers to remain anonymous. The tension is so thick we can cut it with a knife as none of us know where Al Gore really is and having to either make up the news or report actual events is becoming tedious. The absence of Al Gore is causing a news vacuum that no one could have anticipated. Dick Cheney, feet propped up on his desk, hands clasped behind his head is feeling almost human again now that Al has allowed him to do his job in peace. Where is Al Gore? Cheney asks with a half snicker.

With the elections closing in on the USA in Nov. it would be a tragic mistake for Al to come out with more hoaxes or junk science right now. He needs the full time attention of his loyal subjects when he feels the need of making a meaningful utterance regarding the environment. Gore knows when to go around the world cutting deals and bolstering relationships for later use and when to tell an environmental whopper. He has reached the status of a religious or cult leader anointing disciples and followers anxious for Al to make them an Officer in his ARMY of planetary police.

Hoax or no hoax, this guy is making money and I want to get in on the pay-off said General Manuel Vascovioch of the Central America Banana Republic. Very soon after the election, Al Gore will come out with more information that conflicts with science and ask nay demand that we swallow it. There’s no point in making a small claim regarding the environment, you have to tell a gigantic, monstrous line that takes them years to unravel if you want to make any real dough. Until than, we are forced to wring our hands and beg for direction until it is determined where Al Gore really is

By: www.rara.us